Tumblring on my phone

hazysilence:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

Legend of Zelda

(via karatecaazteca)

pepperroxd:

bloodredorion:

How the hell did it get on the light

jumped from the door

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via karatecaazteca)

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via co-uch)

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via co-uch)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via co-uch)

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

(via co-uch)

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

(via karatecaazteca)

meanplastic:

same

(Source: pleatedjeans, via abnormalshu)

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

(via abnormalshu)

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

(via numacakes)

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

(via pizza)