ryeou:

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed

(via obeyxlucifer)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via pizza)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via introvert-meet-extrovert)

rupsidaisy:

divascreech:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

go outside

didn’t know depression was selective in who it affects

(via fuckyouimaten)

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via transformrollout94)

kpoptrollogy:

proper way to eat pizza

(via thefrogman)

teamfreesnuggles:

 (via schmergo)

(Source: oldblueeyes, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

(via bootyborn)

irrayditation:

bUNNY

inaPOCKET

(Source: inkscalesfeathersandfur, via bootyborn)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

image

(Source: trashboat, via fuckyouimaten)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via fuckyouimaten)

(Source: lalandmark, via salt-and-burn-the-body)